Saturday, December 16, 2006

Good morning!

So today is Bazaar Bizarre Los Angeles 2006!

Yikes I can’t believe it’s here already. How fucking cliché right? But it’s true. I have had the usual spate of “flakes” canceling last minute. Like last minute as in the literal day before the event.

I dunno I was talking to my since-preschool gal pal Jenny late last night and I was saying how I am so sick of the “flakiness” cop out. I don’t understand why in LA if you’re some asshole who doesn’t follow through on commitments, you’re considered “flaky.” It’s like this “oops, my bad” kinda care free attitude that people actually accept, myself included, for some reason. Well no more Mr. nice guy. You can’t just act like you’re some dizzy blonde or something. I think it’s time to call a spade a spade.

Wait - is that a racist colloquialism? I should look that up before I use it huh? What I mean to say is that we should avoid the use of forgiving euphemism when we should just call assholes assholes

WorldWideWords.com had this to say on the “spade” issue:
“An oddity is that to call a spade a spade is a mistranslation. The original was a line that the classical Greek writer Plutarch wrote some 2000 years ago about the Macedonians. He intended much the same idea—suggesting that the Macedonians were too crude and unsubtle a people to do anything other than use blunt words—but he used the word scathe, variously a trough, basin, bowl, or boat. It seems the medieval scholar Erasmus misread it when translating the line into Latin and Nicholas Udall copied him when making his 1542 English version. The phrase has been in the language ever since.
If Erasmus had got it right, we might now be telling people to call a trough a trough, and Sacramento would have been spared the recent fuss.”

So I guess the answer is both yes and no. So I guess a culturally sensitive paranoia is what you get when you earn a degree in Gender Studies.

Ok my parents just got to my apartment so it’s time to pack up.

See you at Bazaar Bizarre. Remember, it starts at 11. All the relevant event info is waiting for you at BazBiz.org
Oops… I guess posting this 2 weeks later kinda defeats the purpose of live blogging, but here you go, from December 2nd:

So I believe I’m doing what they call “live blogging” from the BazBiz bake sale outside Pull My Daisy and Bingo’s Craft Emporium here on sunset in Silverlake. I have to say I feel like it’s something of a bust. I am always super ambivalent about my old neighborhood anyway. I mean I loved living here, being right in “the scene” as it were, but I have to say that Silverlake has more than its fair share of real pricks. Needless to say there are a ton of hot guys walking by, but its not like they give me the time of day. Plus, try selling baked sweets in a town where people are obsessed with carbs. I think we’ve raised $63 for BazBiz, which is ok. I mean that will pay for some decorations.

Behind me in the window of Bingo’s Craft Emporium, BazBiz vendor and sexy lady extraordinaire Linda Santiman is crafting her adorable bears. BCE will be featuring live crafting, sorta like a craft peep show, now through Christmas. Proprietress Sarah tells me that she is looking for crafty folks to stop in and do their thing. I may take a turn in the spotlight myself. My lesbian potholders have been practically weaving themselves since I discovered the minor miracle of the afghan hook.

If you’re interested in being a go-go crafter here in the window, contact Jovita at Bingo’s Craft Emporium. She’ll be able to hook you up with a time slot. As of right now the schedule’s pretty open, and the setting is trés casual. Nothing formal at all. Just bring your yarn, needles, felt, glue, what have you, and get down to it. Take it from me; it’s always nice to have a change of scenery if you do a lot of the same thing again and again. I believe BCE will be up and running Thursday Sunday until December 14th, and then daily until Christmas. Jovita’s email is jovita@flydolly.com.

Thanks to Lisa Okamoto, Robert Mahar, Tony, Lori Petitti, her nephew Tony, and Thea Saks. And of course how could I forget Sarah, Jovita and Pull My Daisy/Bingo’s

Ok my battery is about to die a painful death, so I should pick this up once I get back to BazBiz HQ.



Ok I am back: BazBiz bake sale day 2.

Shit, that was quick. Batteries should really last longer. Oh well.

Hasta Pasta!